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Jay Thomas' "Locks of the Week" for October 12, 2008
by Jay Thomas and Coach Conover
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Was I right about Arizona blowing out Buffalo last week? Huh? Was I right about Da Bears blowing out the Lions? Huh? Huh? Was I right about The Saints kicking the… uh, did I mention Da Bears?

Oh well, 2 out of 3 ain’t bad, and that makes us 11-7 on the year, thank you very little.

Reports are out that recently fired Lane Kiffin is still giving advice to Oakland QB JaMarcus Russell. "He just called and talked to me about their defense, things he would do if he was here," Russell said…

… So Al Davis had his phone turned off…

Which leads me to my lock of the week:

Oakland (1-3) at New Orleans (2-3)

The Saints are favored by 8.

The truth is, you’ve never seen a luckier team than the Vikes beating the Saints on Monday, right? The Saints will roll over the Raiders of the Last Mini-Mart.

Give the points, and take The Saints in a lock, my friends.

Jays rumor mill:
Eli Manning and The Giants are not talking, but the rumor is that they’re working out a new $100 million deal…

… Peyton’s only comment was that if Eli doesn’t give him half of that, he’d hold him down and fart on his face… some things never change…

Chicago (3-2) at Atlanta (3-2)

Huh? I personally spoke to the Commissioner of the National Dog Fighting League, and he assured me that in spite of this being a dog-eat-dog world, Kyle Orton will continue winning, because every dog has his day, and it will be no different on this dog day afternoon in Atlanta, which is a French word meaning, “stop with the stupid dog gags.”

Okay, okay, please take the Bears. Please. Pa-lease.

Another rumor. And this time, I didn’t start it: Pacman Jones allegedly got in a fight at a Dallas hotel on Tuesday night…

… Heat beat up Donkey Kong Williams and The Mario Brothers…Good job there, “I’m glad I got a second chance-man”…

Dallas (4-1) at Arizona (3-2)

Cowboys are favored by 5 points

God, I hope The Cards beat the Cowboys! Please – let Arizona kick their ass. Please, please, please… take the Cowboys. Give the points. Crap.


Laters –

Jay, I’m Making you all kind of Bank, Thomas
 

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