Another stellar week puts us at 28-16-1, my little bey-achees. If this keeps going, I just may be able to make a competitive bid for that open Senate seat in Illinois…
But anywhoozer,
I read in the New York Daily News that Super-model Gisele Bundchen said she and Tom Brady went shopping for a wedding ring and – get this - he wanted to buy a really large one, and she said she’d be content with something "antique-looking.”
… Hey Babe, you want Brett Farve, just come right out and say it,, okay?Buffalo (6-7) at N.Y. Jets (8-5)Jets are favored by eight.
Is it me, or does this seem a little light? I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Big men win big games, and the Jets could make their lives easier with a win here. And Farve is still trying to stick it up Green Bay’s ass. I don’t care what anybody says.
Take the Jet-Brett-pack, Jack.
On the socio-pathic side of the street, Michael Vick, who used to be the highest-paid NFL player in the league, is now hauling in a whopping 12 cents an hour at the federal pen in Leavenworth, where his current crib is…
… Makes you think god is a dog-lover, don’t it?
Detroit (0-13) at Indianapolis (9-4)Indy by 17…
You heard it here first men: Detroit not only covers, but get its first win. That’s right - the Lions beat Corky and the Hoosiers in their own dome and stave off the O-fer season. Think I’m kiddin’? I ain’t. Jay’s upset of the year, Friend-O’s.
In other crimes of the NFL news, Titans defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth got 30 days probation and a $1,000 fine for driving 103 in a 70 mph zone…
Now the big question… What rocket-ship, military industrial complex, solid-fuel, time, space, and dimension-defying company is manufacturing a vehicle that could possibly have enough horse power to go 103 with Albert Haynesworth in it? Where can I get one?
And lastly:
Minnesota (8-5) at Arizona (8-5)Panthers by three at home.
Arizona clinched a spot last week. Childress and the Vikes need it. No-brainer, take Minnesota. By the way, I heard Al Franken offered to sweep up the MetroDome after the last Vikes game and found three votes with mustard stains lying around… good luck there bubby.
Laters - Jay
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